What isn't up his ass?RATING:
KiChul Smidgens of KangTeuk, YehWook, KyuMin, Ninja JayChul, HoRella, SiChul and HanChulSUMMARY:
Heechul's slaves are gone... well... maybe except for Kibum.A/N:
Dedicated to overlysmitten
just because she said so.
D= LJ hates me.
Heechul was scary today. Yeah, it was his nature to be mean, but somehow it was a lot worse today.
Sungmin ended up in a corner rocking back and forth hugging his pink bunny plush chanting "Not Mr. Fluffy" repeatedly, Kyuhyun trying his best to calm him, but all he could do is sit there and hug his poor pink thing.
Donghae was in the corner of the closet covered from head to toe in tinfoil trembling and mumbling "the aliens are coming to get me," all Eunhuk did was point and laugh for awhile, but he ended up crawling in the closet too to keep Donghae company.
Ryeowook had run to Yehsung crying about how Heechul had fed his cat all his cherries that he just bought. Yehsung was just sitting there with coffee in hand and newspaper in the other nodding sympathetically, but not really doing anything to try and stop the crying.
Eeteuk was having a heck of a time trying to get the boys to calm down. He ended up throwing his hands in the air in defeat and fell onto the couch with an exasperated sigh.
"Whats up his ass today?" Kangin asked as he sat down on the couch flipping through the channels.
Kibum just shrugged from behind his book, apparently he hasn’t fallen victim to Heechul’s wrath yet, or maybe he has, but being Kibum, he did what a Kibum would normally do, nothing.
"Hmmm… Hannie is in China doing some promoting and visiting his family, Siwon is there too filming his movie, and Jay and Yunho are in Japan, so all of his slaves are gone. Makes sense. Maybe question should have been what isn’t up his ass." Kangin snickered, earning a smack upside the head from Eeteuk.
“So that leaves you, why aren’t you doing anything?”
“May God have mercy on your soul. Amen.” Kangin prayed, which earned another smack upside the head form Eeteuk.
Kibum sighed placing his book down and got up to go to the room where the deadly Cinderella had called her Snow White to.
“So, how much do you want to bet that by the time Kibum comes out that Rella is going to be all smiles sunshine and rainbows?”
“Kangin…” Eeteuk warned.
A few hours later…
Sungmin had been coaxed into coming out of the room, of course after Kyuhyun had sworn he’d protect Mr. Fluffy with his life and had bought the pink boy a sweet pumpkin pie.
Donghae and Eunhyuk came out of the room with tinfoil hats to prevent the aliens from reading their minds and ended up sprawled on the floor playing video games.
Reyowook had finally stopped crying and was happily eating the cherries that he had just gone out to buy with Yehsung.
Eeteuk ended up at the computer supposedly doing some work, or on his cyworld, but we all know he is secretly reading fanfics on there.
Heechul had finally come out of his room, this time, a little too cheerful. He actually hopped out and beamed smiles of sunshine and rainbows screaming “Yo, touch man!” to everyone and then doing the infamous U hip thrust dance in the middle of the room. Kibum had followed out a little bit after with messy hair, swollen lips and marks scattered here and there. He just sat down picked up his book and read as if nothing had happened.
was sexually frustrated. 10 bucks Teukie Teuk.” Kangin beamed as he walked over to the leader whom was frantically closing some windows.
“What did you say?” Heechul had stopped mid-thrust and turned to Kangin.
“Uh, oh…” Everyone had stopped what they were doing and looked at Heechul as if he was a ticking time bomb, of course minus Kibum who just flipped the page and Yehsung who just took another sip of his coffee.
“What’s for dinner?” Shindong said as he walked through the door. What he walked into wasn’t exactly a pretty sight.
“YAH! KIM YONGWOON YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!” Heechul started running around the room throwing whatever he could get his hands on, particularly aiming for Kangin’s head without much luck.
Sungmin had dropped his fork and crawled into the corner of the room hugging his knees rocking back and forth, Kyuhyun sighing and sitting there hugging the pink boy once again.
Ryewook had started crying, and Yehsung had just taken another sip out of his coffee and turned the page.
Donghae and Eunhyuk ran to their room screaming “THE ALIENSSSSSS!”
Eeteuk sighed shaking his head with fingers at his temples rubbing them, turning back to the computer. Kibum was too taken in by his book to notice what was going on around him, or maybe he was since he miraculously managed to dodge the remote that flew at him, from behind. Kibum is the devil, don’t mess with him.
Shindong noted nodding his head. Or a sexually frustrated Heechul,
Shindong attempted to dodge a flying book without much luck as walked over to Eeteuk’s desk and took the 10 dollars.
“I’m going out to get dinner. Call me when it’s safe to come back.”